We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, 

divorced, gay, straight or both, filthy rich, dirt poor or just about 

average. We especially welcome those who are crying new-borns, 

energetic toddlers, hyperactive grannies and everything in between.


We welcome you if you can sing like Pavarotti or like many of us 

can’t carry a note in a bucket. You’re welcome here if you’re just 

browsing, just woke up or just got out of jail. We don’t care if 

you’re more Christian than the Arch Bishop of Canterbury, or 

haven’t been in church since little Archie's Baptism.


We extend a special welcome to those who are over 60 but not 

grown up yet, and to teenagers who are growing up too fast. 

We welcome tired mums, Football fanatical dads, starving artists, 

tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, junk-food eaters.


We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted, and those 

who have come a long way from what they once were but know 

they still have a way-to-go.



We welcome you if you’re having 

problems or you’re down in the dumps or if you don’t like 

'organised religion', we’ve been there too!


If you blew all your offering money at the dog track, you're 

welcome here. If you made your fortune on the stock market, 

you are too.


We offer a special welcome to those who think the earth is flat, 

work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell like the Vicar, or because 

Gran is in town wanted to go to church.


We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both. We offer a 

special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, 

had religion shoved down your throat as a kid or got lost in 

London traffic and wound up here by mistake. We welcome 

tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts … and you!