We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married,
divorced, gay, straight or both, filthy rich, dirt poor or just about
average. We especially welcome those who are crying new-borns,
energetic toddlers, hyperactive grannies and everything in between.
We welcome you if you can sing like Pavarotti or like many of us
can’t carry a note in a bucket. You’re welcome here if you’re just
browsing, just woke up or just got out of jail. We don’t care if
you’re more Christian than the Archbishop of Canterbury, or
haven’t been in church since little Archie's baptism.
We extend a special welcome to those who are over 60 but not
grown up yet, and to teenagers who are growing up too fast.
We welcome tired mums, football fanatical dads, starving artists,
tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, and junk-food eaters.
We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted, and those who
have come a long way from what they once were
but know they still have a way-to-go.
We welcome you if you’re having problems or you’re down in the dumps
or if you don’t like 'organised religion', we’ve been there too!
If you blew all your offering money at the dog track, you're
welcome here. If you made your fortune on the stock market,
you are too.
We offer a special welcome to those who think the earth is flat,
work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell like the Vicar, or because
Gran is in town wanted to go to church.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both. We offer a
special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now,
had religion shoved down your throat as a kid or got lost in
London traffic and wound up here by mistake. We welcome
tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts … and you!